- Fart: He saved my life!
- Rick: What?
- Morty: Huh? Oh. Are you Krombopulos Michael's target? W-w-what's your name?
- Fart: My kind has no use for names. I communicate through what you call "Jessica's feet." No, "telepathy."
- Rick: Oh, good job, Morty. Y-you-you killed my best customer, but you saved a mind-reading fart.
- Fart: I like this name, "Fart."
- Morty: Rick, we're taking him back where he belongs.
- Rick: Oh, yeah? Where's that?
- [belch]
- Rick: Are you goin' on a quest to find "he who smelt it?"
- Fart: I came here accidentally through a wormhole located in what you call "get out of my head, Fart, I know you're in here, la la la la." No, in what you call the Promethean Nebula.
- Krombopulos Michael: [Hands Morty his card] I have no code of ethics, I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesn't matter. I just love killin'.
- Rick: I'm gonna find some fuel and take a big fat Morty. That's my new word for shit, because of today's events.
- Rick: [Rick interrupts Fart's song] Shut the fuck up about Moonmen! This isn't a musical number, this is a fucking operation. We got to be cool and fucking lay low.