Archer (TV Series)

Deadly Velvet: Part 1 (2016)

Aisha Tyler: Lana Kane

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Quotes 

• Sterling Archer : Because *you* said we were on a break!

  Lana Kane : So two days later your *cock's* wet?

  Sterling Archer : [scoffs]  Oh, I'm sorry, Lana, is there a grace period? Because...

  [they begin arguing over each other] 

  Lana Kane : There is an acceptable amount of time...

  Sterling Archer : ...if there is, you neglected to tell me about it...

  Lana Kane : ...before you start cramming your trash dick...

  Sterling Archer : ...but I guess that's par for the course with you...

  Lana Kane : ...into every woman unlucky enough to walk by with...

  Sterling Archer : ...because you never bother to consult with me on...

  Sterling Archer , Lana Kane : *anything*!

  Sterling Archer : And for your information, this stupid break wasn't my idea, *it was yours*!

  Lana Kane : Because you, prolapsed rectum that you are, are infatuated with Veronica Deane, whose cobwebby old snooch, by the way...

  Lana Kane : [looking at Archer's crotch]  *I can smell from here*!

  Sterling Archer : [chuckling]  Well, it's not cobwebby anymore.

  [Archer drinks directly from the champagne bottle he had been holding in front of his exposed privates. Lana attacks him]