Archer (TV Series)
Vision Quest (2015)
Amber Nash: Pam Poovey
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Quotes
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Pam Poovey : Jeez, LaRue. Can you believe this? A mandatory meeting at 7 am? Wonder what crawled up her butt?
Cheryl Tunt : Ugh, there's no telling. Our bodies are aswarm with microscopic organisms, Pam. Literally, a swarm.
Doctor Krieger : [Shows up with a thermos] Wait, what? What have you heard?
Pam Poovey : About the staff meeting?
Doctor Krieger : Oh, right, yes. Never mind.
Cyril Figgis : [Shows up with Ray] Then may I suggest we get up there, so we don't have to find out what "grave consequences" means.
Cheryl Tunt : [Scoffs] It means...
Cyril Figgis : In the context of her memo!
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Lana Kane : Ray! Ray, call Malory!
[everyone choruses agreement]
Sterling Archer : Wait, call who?
Lana Kane : Malory! I bet she's downstairs! She can call and elevator repair guy!
Ray Gillette : Oh, yeah, shit, hang on.
Sterling Archer : Yeah, hang on! Ray...
Ray Gillette : Hang on.
Sterling Archer : I'm saying hang on!
Ray Gillette : Hang on! What are you, deaf?
Sterling Archer : What are you, colorblind?
Pam Poovey , Cheryl Tunt , Doctor Krieger , Cyril Figgis , Lana Kane : Whoa!
Doctor Krieger : Too soon.
Pam Poovey : Yeah. Inappropes.
Sterling Archer : She said, flapping her wildly unkempt vagina at her coworkers!
Pam Poovey : Oh, please! You've all seen it.
Lana Kane : Wait... oh, my God, we actually have.
Sterling Archer : And yours.
Lana Kane : What? Krieger hasn't!
Cheryl Tunt : Well, maybe not in person...
Doctor Krieger : [trying to shush her] Ba-ba-ba-ba-bup!
Lana Kane : [pinching the bridge of her nose] Stop... talking.
Ray Gillette : Everybody stop talking! Tryin' to make a phone call!
Sterling Archer : No-no-no-no-no!
[Ray hits dial. The elevator's emergency phone starts ringing; everyone looks at it, then glares at Archer]
Sterling Archer : I'm not here.
[Cyril picks up the phone and holds it up so everyone can hear it]
Sterling Archer : [recorded message] Are you tired of constantly getting stuck in elevators? Do you wish there was a way to not keep constantly getting stuck in elevators? Well, friend, wish and be tired no longer.
[everyone screams and charges at Archer]