Avengers: Endgame (2019)

Taika Waititi: Korg

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• Korg : [playing Fortnite]  Thor, he's back. That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again.

  Thor : Noobmaster.

  Korg : Yeah, Noobmaster69.

  Thor : [takes the headset]  Noobmaster, hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy, if you don't log off this game immediately, I am gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that's right, yes, go cry to your father, you little weasel!

  Korg : Thank you, Thor.

  Thor : Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?

  Korg : Thank you very much, I will.

• Thor : [Bruce and Rocket are trying to convince Thor to come back to the Avengers]  Just stop, okay. I know you think I'm down here wallowing in my own self-pity waiting to be rescued and saved, but I'm fine. Okay, *we're* fine.

  Korg : We're good here, mate.

  Thor : So whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it, don't care, couldn't care less. Goodbye.

  Bruce Banner : We need you, pal.

  [Thor nods and takes a drink of beer] 

  Rocket : There's beer on the ship.

  Thor : [after a pause]  What kind?

• Thor : So, you guys want a drink? What are we drinking? I've got beer, tequila, all sorts of things.

  [Thor drinks his beer] 

  Bruce Banner : Buddy, you all right?

  Thor : Yes, I'm fine. Why? Why, don't I look all right?

  Rocket : You look like melted ice cream.

  [Thor laughs] 

  Thor : So, what's up? You just here for a hang, or what?

  Bruce Banner : We need your help.

  Thor : Mm.

  Bruce Banner : There might be a chance we could fix everything.

  Thor : What, like the cable?

  [burps] 

  Thor : 'Cause that's been driving me bananas for weeks.

  Bruce Banner : Like Thanos.

  [Thor pauses, then grabs Banner by the coat, pointing at him] 

  Thor : Don't say that name.

  Korg : Um, yeah, we don't actually say that name in here.

  [pause] 

  Bruce Banner : Please take your hand off me.

  [Thor lets go of Banner] 

  Bruce Banner : Now, I know that... guy... might scare you.

  Thor : Why would I be...?

  [scoffs] 

  Thor : Why would I be scared of that guy? I'm the one who killed that guy, remember?

  Bruce Banner : Hmm.

  Thor : Anyone else here kill that guy?

  [pause] 

  Thor : Nope. Didn't think so. Korg, why don't you, uh, tell everybody who chopped Thanos' big head off?

  Korg : Um, Stormbreaker?

  Thor : Who was swinging Stormbreaker?

  Bruce Banner : I get it. You're in a rough spot, okay? I've been there myself. And you want to know who helped me out of it?

  Thor : Was it Natasha?

  Bruce Banner : It was you. You helped me.

  Thor : So, why don't you ask... the Asgardians down there... how much my help is worth?

  [Thor sits down] 

  Thor : The ones that are left, anyway.

  Bruce Banner : I think we could bring them back.

  Thor : Stop. Stop, okay? I know you think I'm down here wallowing in my own self-pity, waiting to be rescued and, and saved, but I'm fine, okay. We're fine, aren't we?

  Korg : Oh, we're good here, mate.

  Thor : So, whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it. Don't care. Couldn't care less. Goodbye.

  Bruce Banner : We need you, pal.

  [pause, as Thor finishes his beer] 

  Rocket : There's beer on the ship.

  Thor : What kind?

• [Banner and Rocket enter Thor's house] 

  Rocket : What the...?

  [Rocket sniffs around] 

  Rocket : Whew! Something died in here!

  Bruce Banner : Hello? Thor?

  Thor : Are you here about the cable? The Cinemax went out two weeks ago, and the sports are all fuzzy and, uh, whatnot.

  Bruce Banner : Thor?

  [Thor grabs a beer and turns around. Banner is shocked at how much weight Thor put on] 

  Thor : Boys! Oh my God!

  [Thor hugs Banner] 

  Thor : Oh my God, it's so good to see you!

  [Thor looks at Rocket before smothering him] 

  Thor : Come here, cuddly little rascal.

  Rocket : Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good. That's not necessary.

  Thor : Hulk, you know my friends Miek and Korg, right?

  Korg : Hey, boys!

  Bruce Banner : Hey guys. Long time no see.

  Korg : Beer's in the bucket. Feel free to log on to the wi-fi. No password, obviously.

  [pause, then Korg points at the TV] 

  Korg : Thor, he's back. That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again.

  [Miek throws a pizza slice at the TV] 

  Thor : Noobmaster.

  Korg : Yeah, Noobmaster69 called me a dickhead.

  Thor : I am sick of this.

  [Thor grabs Korg's headset] 

  Thor : Noobmaster, hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder. Listen, bud, if you don't log off this game immediately, I am gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms, and shove them up your butt! Oh, that's right? Yes. Go cry to your father, you little weasel.

  [Thor hands the headset back to Korg] 

  Korg : Thank you, Thor.

  Thor : Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?

  Korg : Thank you very much. I will.