It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Mac Kills His Dad (2015)
Charlie Day: Charlie Kelly
Quotes
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Charlie Kelly : Mom, if you know something, you got to tell me.
Bonnie Kelly : I can't lie to my Charlie.
Charlie Kelly : Good! Tell me everything.
Bonnie Kelly : Okay. They were both here. They were both inside me. Eduardo was in my mouth, and Luther was in my butt.
Charlie Kelly : Oh, my God, no, don't tell me everything. What? No! What?
Mrs. Mac : Dammit, Bonnie.
Mac : Eduardo who?
Bonnie Kelly : Sanchez.
Mac : Holy shit. Tell us more.
Bonnie Kelly : Then Luther went in Eduardo's butt for a while.
Mac : Tell us less. Tell us less.
Bonnie Kelly : Then they both "completed" on each other. I-I was left out of the finale.