- Alexandra: I remember one Christmas, I was like 6 or 7, my family bought me the cutest little Barney doll, that I would take with me everywhere. And one day I put it inside the tub with me, to give it a bath...
- Sin-Dee: [overlaps] Oh, girl, she tried her out.
- Alexandra: ...and it just stopped working. It stopped singing the "I Love You" song. And I was just so upset. The world can be a cruel place.
- Alfie's Mourner: [comes sadly out of the animal hospital with a pet carrier and gets into the cab]
- Razmik: Is that a dog or a cat?
- Alfie's Mourner: A dog.
- Razmik: What's the name?
- Alfie's Mourner: Alfie.
- Razmik: Alfie is a very well behaved dog, huh? It's so quiet.
- Alfie's Mourner: It's empty.