- Cyril Figgis: How do you not know the different kinds of porn?
- Sterling Archer: Because I have sex with actual women, Cyril. My girlfriend's not equal parts the internet, a tube of Kentucky jelly, self-loathing, and a sock.
- Cyril Figgis: So, as you can see, we are already down to 125 kilos of cocaine, which was worth about six million dollars.
- Sterling Archer: Wait, how much is that in pounds?
- Cyril Figgis: Forget pounds, we're doing kilos!
- Sterling Archer: No, I meant pounds...
- Malory Archer: Sterling!
- Sterling Archer: Exactly! As in, Doctor Who money.
- [Ray Gillette is loudly crying in drunken depression over not being able to walk]
- Special Agent Hawley: My God, are they... torturing a woman?
- Special Agent Hawley: [loudly while running up the stairs] Hang on, ma'am! I'm a Federal Agent, and I'm coming! By God, I am coming!
- [Archer has a finger raised]
- Lana Kane: [to Archer, Cyril, and Kreiger] Okay, you three head upstairs...
- Sterling Archer: Hang on.
- Lana Kane: I'm going to the kitchen to make sure he doesn't stumble onto the coke.
- Sterling Archer: Hang on.
- Lana Kane: What?
- Sterling Archer: Question.
- Lana Kane: [annoyed] What?
- Sterling Archer: Are we not saying "Phrasing" anymore? Which, that's fine, whatever, but if we're doing a new thing and nobody told me, *that* I'd have a problem with.
- Special Agent Hawley: Oh, screw me!
- [Archer raises a finger and everyone else disperses]
- Sterling Archer: [alone] Said Ripley to the android Bishop. Wait, hang on. Um... God damn it! What was wrong with "Phrasing"?
- Ray Gillette: Nothing!
- [Hawley opens the door]
- Ray Gillette: I'm fine! Just get out, leave me alone!
- Lana Kane: In case you've forgotten, I have an unborn child to think about.
- Sterling Archer: Jesus Christ, Lana, who can forget? It's baby this, baby that!
- Lana Kane: [pinching cheek] Aw, baby Awcher, who's a jeawous baby?
- Sterling Archer: What? Holy shit, do you have anemia?
- Lana Kane: No, I...
- Sterling Archer: Uh, edema, hypertension, pre-eclampsia, Braxton Hicks contractions, pica?
- Lana Kane: I...
- Sterling Archer: GERD? Lana, do you have GERD?
- Lana Kane: Ahem. How do you know about the various possible complications of pregnancy?