- Fergus: Argh, look who it is, welcome my friend, to another night at casa-del Fergus. I will be your host for this amazing evening.
- Emilio: Really, Casa-del Fergus? This place is haunted without people, it's like a run down circus or an amusement park after hours.Nothing amazing ever happens around here.
- Fergus: Correction, nothing amazing ever happens to you.