Rick and Morty (TV Series)

Rixty Minutes (2014)

Spencer Grammer: Summer Smith, Glenn's Wife

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Quotes 

• Morty : That, out there, that's my grave.

  Summer : Wait, what?

  Morty : On one of our adventures, Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world, so we bailed on that reality and we came to this one, because in this one, the world wasn't destroyed and in this one, we were dead. So we came here, a- a- and we buried ourselves and we took their place. And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast twenty yards away from my own rotting corpse.

  Summer : So you're not my brother?

  Morty : I'm better than your brother. I'm a version of your brother you can trust when he says "Don't run." Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV.

• Summer : [Speaking to Morty]  You're the little brother. You're not the cause of your parents misery, you're just a symptom of it.

• Jerry : [to Beth]  All this time, you've been thinking, "What if that loser Jerry hadn't talked me out of the abortion?"

  Summer Smith : Um...

  Jerry : [to Beth]  Well now you know: you'd be a doctor.

  [circles finger] 

  Jerry : Whoop-dee-doo. You'd also be drinking wine, alone in a house full of exotic birds. And I'd be on DiCaprio's yacht -

  [holds up device] 

  Jerry : banging Kristen Stewart!

  Summer Smith : You thought about getting an abortion?

  Beth Smith : Everyone thinks about it. Obviously, I'm the version of me that didn't do it. So you're welcome.

  Jerry : Yeah, you're welcome.

  Summer Smith : Yeah, thank you guys so much. It's a real treat to be raised by parents that forced themselves to be together instead of being happy.