It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Gun Fever Too: Still Hot (2013)
Rob McElhenney: Mac
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Quotes
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[in overly patriotic denim garb]
Mac : Good call on these outfits, dude.
Charlie Kelly : It's the only call.
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Mac : Are there any questions?
Cool Kid : Yo, can I get some beer?
Mac : No beer.
Charlie Kelly : No... We said it, like, a million times.
Mac : Guys, how many times do we have to be through this? No beer, okay?
Charlie Kelly : All right, you know, you can't drink beer and be effective.
Cool Kid : But you guys had, like, five.
Mac : Don't count beers, Carlos. Not cool.
Charlie Kelly : Yeah. And by the way, Carlos, I've had six.
Mac : And I've had seven.
Charlie Kelly : So don't be a rat, okay? And if you are gonna be a rat, get it right.
Mac : No more questions. In fact, no more questions.
Cool Kid : You guys are the ones that asked for the questions.
Mac : Shut up, Carlos!
Charlie Kelly : Carlos, shut up!
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Dennis Reynolds : Hey, Frank, why do you have a truck full of water filters? All right, you know what, I don't give a shit. Let's get down to that rally, man.
Frank Reynolds : Rally?
Dennis Reynolds : Yeah.
Dee Reynolds : Yes, the freedom rally, the one you organized.
Frank Reynolds : Ooh, shit, I'm not gonna go down there. There's gonna be a buncha nuts with guns. Too dangerous.
Charlie Kelly : Wait, hold on a second, what's goin' on? I thought you were into guns, you know? Why have you been on TV talkin' about all that shit?
Frank Reynolds : I bought a stake in Gunther's Guns. I got everybody angry and scared, they bought the guns, I made a fortune.
[he shrugs]
Dennis Reynolds : Oh, my God, this is crazy. So you don't give a shit about the gun issue at all?
Frank Reynolds : Ehhhh...
Dennis Reynolds : I mean, what the hell? You're like the NRA.
Frank Reynolds : Yeah, little bit like the NRA, little tiny bit. But I-I think of myself more like Al Gore, you know? He got everybody all worked up over global warming, then he made millions.
Mac : Huh?
Frank Reynolds : Yeah, everybody does it. Liberals, conservatives, doesn't matter. This is America. You're either a duper, or a dupee. I'm a duper. You guys are the dupees.
[he smiles]