Last Man Standing (TV Series)
Back to School (2013)
Si Robertson: Uncle Ray
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Mike Baxter : Listen up. Before we get started, I just want to say, whether you've been in America for hundreds of years like your families
[gestures toward Robertsons]
Mike Baxter : or an American for just two days,
[pats Blanca on the shoulder]
Mike Baxter : I feel blessed to be sharing this country will all of you. Want to do the honors?
[gestures to Brody]
Brody : Sure. Let's pray. Lord our God is one God. We pray that we love you with all our heart, soul, mind and strength, and we pray that we love our neighbor as ourself. There is no greater commandment than this. Amen.
Mike Baxter , Vanessa Baxter , Mandy Baxter , Eve Baxter , Kristin Baxter , Kyle Anderson , Boyd Baxter , Uncle Ray , Blanca : Amen.
Mike Baxter : All right.
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Uncle Ray : My philosophy is, "If it ain't broke, hey, you got hosed buying the warranty".
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Brody : Kyle, look, before Baxter's daughter shorted all your wires out, what gave your life meaning?
Kyle Anderson : I dunno, I guess I always found meaning in what I learned at Sunday School.
Brody : That's it! Like Mark 12:31, "Love your neighbor as yourself".
Kyle Anderson : Yeah, that's a good one.
Uncle Ray : Mark had better neighbors than me.
Brody : *I'm* your neighbor.
Uncle Ray : Hey, you're makin' my point.