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Doctor Spencer : I can't in good conscience recommend any surgical procedures.
Sterling Archer : Because I'm already perfect?
Doctor Spencer : Because I wouldn't feel comfortable putting someone in your condition under anesthesia.
Sterling Archer : What condition?
Doctor Spencer : I don't know where to start. Multiple fractures, dozens of knife and projectile wounds, your liver is hanging on by a thread, one of your kidneys has detached and is just floating inside of you, and your spine is one bad blow from total paralysis.
Sterling Archer : Wait, y-you can't operate on me because I'm too frail?
Doctor Spencer : Mr. Archer, you're ten steps past frail. How many concussions have you had?
Sterling Archer : It's not a concussion if you remember it.
Doctor Spencer : Listen to me. This is the body of a man with no more second chances. If you even sneeze wrong, your heart might stop. Understood?
Sterling Archer : Yeah, uh, uh, okay. Uh, I-I-I-I guess I'll go.
Doctor Spencer : You should hold the handrail when you go down the stairs.
Sterling Archer : Yeah, I-I got it.
[Starts walking away.]
Doctor Spencer : And if you don't have a will...
Sterling Archer : I got it!
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Zara Khan : [to Archer] Three on one? Nice work.
Sterling Archer : More like "All in a day's work for the world's greatest
[coughs]
Sterling Archer : ... greatest spy. That probably would have been more convincing if I hadn't coughed up blood.
Pam Poovey : Ya know, bud, maybe this is the mission where you learn not to rely so much on luck.
Sterling Archer : Are you kidding? This is my luckiest mission yet.
Cyril Figgis : You got shot like a dozen times.
Sterling Archer : Yeah... in a hospital!
[wobbles on his feet and slumps against the wall]
Sterling Archer : Ooh, whoa. Hey, see if they can put in an extra liver while they're in there, okay?
[drinks from his flask]
Sterling Archer : Archer out.
[falls to floor unconscious]
Pam Poovey : Yeah... so,
[uses thumb to point over her shoulder to area where Krieger and Spencer had been]
Pam Poovey : should we be worried about what Dr. Spencer turned into?
Doctor Krieger : [holds up remote and pushes button; there and there's an explosion in another area] No.
