- Lois Lane: [on the phone] If I gave you a list of dates and times, would you be able to corroborate Clark's whereabouts? For instance, on August 3rd, he said he was going to get a bagel, but he was gone for 20 minutes and then he came back without a bagel. Also, have you noticed how often he steps out for bagels?
- Jimmy Olsen: Is this hungry Lois calling? Do you need a bagel?
- Steve Lombard: Bruh, being a Steve is great. We're mavericks, making our own rules. Then living by those rules, which I call the Steve code.
- Jimmy Olsen: You actually wrote them down? Why is "never skip leg day" on here three times?