- Sterling Archer: Do you have any idea how many times I've had to get out of handcuffs?
- Lana Kane: Whew! Well, thank God you've been arrested so many times.
- Sterling Archer: Arrested?
- Cyril Figgis: Laaanaaaaaa!
- Lana Kane: I'm coming, Cyril!
- Sterling Archer: Bet that's the first time you ever said that.
- Sterling Archer: [Lana and Archer are trapped in a high-rise hotel bathroom with Koreans shooting up the door on the other side, and Lana is trying to break the window with a toilet lid] Uhh, a couple things: one, we've got about a couple seconds before the door is matchsticks. Two, you're never going to break that win...
- Lana Kane: [Shatters the window] What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your wrongness!
- Sterling Archer: [Gestures to the thirty-storey drop to the ground] It's okay, I'll skip ahead to three, which is 'Now what, idiot? Because I forgot my jetpack in my other pants!'
- Korean Operative: Oh, we don't shoot you. After mission finish, we take you back to glorious Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
- Sterling Archer: Oh, then, do go ahead and shoot us.
- Lana Kane: Archer.
- Sterling Archer: What, Lana? It's none of those things. It's not democratic, not a republic, and definitely not glorious. Jesus, watch "Frontline" once in your life.
- Pam Poovey: [sitting on toilet] Ah, man, am I missing all the hot Asian group action?
- Cheryl Tunt: [looking out window through binoculars] No, nobody's doing anything. Well... Lana's destroying the toilet.
- Pam Poovey: Join the club.
- Cheryl Tunt: Ugh. That's what you get for eating elk.