- Tracy Jordan: [Tracy is on the set of the Harriet Tubman biopic he is directing, starring Octavia Spencer] Octavia. Excellent; you're black. Now in this scene, you're going to enter through the door.
- Octavia Spencer: [Octavia turns out to be even crazier than Tracy himself] I don't think so. I'm gonna walk in from over here.
- Tracy Jordan: But... the door...
- Octavia Spencer: Well, you're just going to have to re-write the script, and explain how my character can go through walls. Also,
- [Octavia holds up a t-shirt advertising her poker website]
- Octavia Spencer: I want to wear a t-shirt; promote my website.
- Tracy Jordan: [Completely nonplussed] But slaves didn't wear t-shirts.
- Octavia Spencer: That sounds like a Tracy problem, Tracy. I'm done for the day. I gotta go home and feed my eels. They're not electric, but I have a plan.
- [Calls to her entourage - female versions of Grizz and Dot Com]
- Octavia Spencer: Mizz! Dot Gov! Let's roll.
- Bev: [Bev is reviewing the status of Liz's adoption file] That brings your wait time down to only four years.
- Liz Lemon: [Horrified] Four years? So I'll be 46 by the time I get a baby?
- Bev: Unless you'd like to adopt an older child. I can give you a six-year-old yesterday. Pick a color!
- Liz Lemon: Oh... I always pictured myself getting a newborn.
- Bev: And I always pictured myself getting double-teamed by two The Rocks. But sometimes we have to make compromises.