The League (TV Series)
Our Dinner with Andre (2012)
Andrew Secunda: Dr. Ewing
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Dr. Ewing : Mr. Ruxin, we ran a complete physical. Uh, unfortunately, your sperm count is exceedingly low.
Ruxin : What?
Dr. Ewing : If I wasn't a doctor, I'd say frighteningly low.
Ruxin : But you are a doctor.
Dr. Ewing : Right, so I'm not gonna say that.
Ruxin : You realize that's, like, the worst thing you can tell a man?
Dr. Ewing : Mr. Ruxin, you have AIDS.
Ruxin : What?
Dr. Ewing : You see how that's much worse?
Ruxin : Do I have AIDS?
Dr. Ewing : You do not have AIDS.
Ruxin : Okay, you have terrible bedside manner.
Dr. Ewing : Yes, I do.