G.B.F. (2013)
Andrea Bowen: 'Shley Osgoode
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Quotes
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McKenzie Pryce : [reading an Internet posting titled "Why you should have a gay best friend"] I can't believe our godless peers read this blasphemy. They're trying to make sin seem "in."
'Shley Osgoode : I don't know. Don't you ever think it would be kind of neat to meet one? Like a real, live gay?
McKenzie Pryce : What?
'Shley Osgoode : You know, we cold bring him to Youth Group or take him out for milkshakes or something. And then, if we're all super-duper nice to him, maybe he'd realize that the only person he should be gay for is Jesus.
McKenzie Pryce : 'Shley, you can't just befriend these people. They're out to steal our brothers, boyfriends, our gerbils, all as part of a secret agenda to spread their gaybies all over America.
'Shley Osgoode : Aw. Gay babies?
McKenzie Pryce : No! Like... gay rabies.
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'Shley Osgoode : [pulling Glenn aside at a drunken house party] So, your... your friend Tanner won't tell anything about the J's.
Glenn Cho : The... the... the who?
'Shley Osgoode : The... the H.J's and the B.J's - pretty much any of the J's - but I've got an idea: You are gonna show me how.
Glenn Cho : Oh.
'Shley Osgoode : And it's not gonna count because you're, like, supes gay-mosexual.
Glenn Cho : Oh-h, yeah, right, but...
'Shley Osgoode : Shh! Just pretend I'm, like, some super-hot guy - like David Archuleta.
[throws herself upon Glenn]
Glenn Cho : Oh... oh, David Archuleta? David, don't you worry. I'm gonna teach you all about the H.J's and the... the B.J.'s and the Jay-Z's and the J. J. Abrams.
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'Shley Osgoode : You gays are supposed to be experts in man-pleasing, so spill.
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Fawcett Brooks : Hey, Shley, you know Caprice calls you a ginger-snatch behind your back, right?
'Shley Osgoode : She does?
Caprice Winters : Well, Fawcett said your religion is just Scientology without birth control or famous people.