G.B.F. (2013)
Natasha Lyonne: Mrs. Hogel
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Quotes
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Soledad Braunstein : But it isn't fair, Ms. Hogel.
Mrs. Hogel : I'm sorry, Soledad, but the school board was clear. Now, we can't have a gay/straight alliance with an actual gay member.
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Mrs. Hogel : One day you will meet the gay of your dreams - and it'll be the happiest, most fulfilling day of your life - then it's all downhill from there.
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Mrs. Hogel : I've noticed some disturbing trends in this school as of late. It seems that many of you girls are treating Tanner as more of a prize to be won than an actual person.
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Mrs. Hogel : Listen, girls, I get the appeal. Now, I myself had a gay best friend once and, oh, we were roommates for many fruitful years, but now he's no longer with us.
Tanner Daniels : Oh.
Viola : Oh, damn.
Soledad Braunstein : What? Where'd he go?
Fawcett Brooks : He obvi died of the hiv, dumbass.
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[Brent's prom posters make trouble]
Mrs. Hogel : Oh, in what universe would "Boutonniéres Not Butt-Sex" be appropriate for a prom slogan?
Principal Crowe : Yeah. And "No Tossing Salads?" I got the cafeteria ladies coming in here asking if I changed the menu!