The Right Kind of Wrong (2013)
Ryan Kwanten: Leo Palamino
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Quotes
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Leo Palamino : Writing and the pursuit of a woman, like any impossible dream, are not about immediate results. They're about telling the truth.
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Neil : You know, it is kind of sexist you thinking her kicking a football is cool.
Leo Palamino : It is cool.
Jill : [on a handglider] Woo hu hooo.
Neil : My wife flies. That's cool.
Leo Palamino : Eh!
Neil : Also, she made my ballsack a Twitter account.
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Leo Palamino : You wanna get a coffee sometime? Or drink, dance, charcuterie plate? Everyone's big into those these days.
Colette : This is my wedding.
Leo Palamino : We all have baggage.
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Mandeep : When I met Pooja, she was betrothed to a bricklayer's son cum internet millionaire.
Leo Palamino : So, what did you do?
Mandeep : Challenged him to a duel.
Leo Palamino : Jesus. You dueled him?
Mandeep : No, I just love how you believe any crazy shit I say about India.
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Neil : So, someone started a drinking game.
Leo Palamino : How's it work?
Neil : Well, it's very simple. They go into a pub. If you're in the pub, you're drinking and you say, "I love you," then they drink.
Mandeep : Hmm.
Neil : [seeing Leo get up on the stool] No no no no no. Leo, no, come on.
Mandeep : [together with Neil] No no no no no no NOOOO no no no no no! No.
Leo Palamino : [to the crowd] You're assholes! You know that?
[pause]
Leo Palamino : But I love you!
[Everybody cheers and drinks]
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Leo Palamino : But next time you try to lose yourself in some trauma-inducing sexual encounter, make sure the guy isn't in love with you.
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[first lines]
Julie Deere : I've been writing a blog about how much you suck.
Leo Palamino : What's it called?
Julie Deere : Why You Suck dot net.
Leo Palamino : That's a clear title.
Julie Deere : Are you gonna read it?
Leo Palamino : Nope.
Julie Deere : Our friends think it's hilarious. If you don't read it, I won't just email it with a password to people we know. I'll make it public.
Leo Palamino : Go nuts, Jules. Stuff it up your blog.
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Leo Palamino : Don't you have a school to be ridiculed at?
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Leo Palamino : I love that she doesn't like roses. They're the attorneys of the flower world, don't you think?
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Leo Palamino : I don't want your balls on my phone.
Neil : If they say wise or hilarious things, you do.
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Sean Cooper : You just got popped, old man. And to teach you a lesson not to chase another man's wife, we're gonna stomp you, too.
Leo Palamino : [laughs] Okay. Okay, 'cause I don't fight kids. Especially nice kids who are gonna grow up to do amazing things.
Bully Kid : Is that sarcasm?
Leo Palamino : Yeah. The way you're blindly following this dip-shit, I see remedial classes and meth mouth.
[the boy gang proceeds to stomp Leo]
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Tess : Well, if I were twenty years younger and not in a committed polyamorous relationship with some people in Anchorage, I would... I'd fuck ya.
Leo Palamino : That is the nicest thing the mother of anyone I've loved has ever said.
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Leo Palamino : You know, the right kind of wrong - for each other - is kind of what we weren't.