Mighty Mighty Monsters in Halloween Havoc (2013 TV Movie)

John Stewart: Calzone

Quotes 

• Principal Heinous : I hear the you ruined Edward and Jacob's play.

  Vlad : We would never play a prank on those glittering goofballs.

  Principal Heinous : What about the time you put itching powder in their dance tights?

  Vlad : Uh.

  Principal Heinous : Super-glue in their hair gel?

  Frankie : Well...

  Principal Heinous : Rabbit poop in their protein powder?

  Gunner : You mean *wolf* poop.

• Dr. Shcherbatova : Any questions?

  Gunner : Yeah, uh, what time is lunch again?

• [first lines] 

  Gunner : Please?

  Vlad : No.

  Gunner : Pretty please?

  Vlad : No, Gunner. You already watched that dumb video 26 times.

  Gunner : But it's a kitty cat playing a piano.

• Vlad : Do you know what the best part about winning is?

  Frankie : This awesome trophy?

  Gunner : French Fries!

  Vlad : Wrong and super wrong.

• Frankie : I screwed up the syrup prank because I tired to kiss Candita in the rafters.

  Gunner : Girls have rafters?

• Frankie : [Edward and Jacob are chasing them]  What do they want?

  Vlad : Revenge?

  Gunner : Worse!

  Jacob : We forgive you!

  Edward : We forgive you!

• Gunner : So I'm gonna dress like a fluffy kitty, right?

  Vlad : No, you're gonna be a werewolf, I'm gonna be a vampire...

  Frankie : And I'm gonna be Frankenstein.

  Gunner : But that's who we are.

  Frankie : [quietly]  But these humans don't know that.

• Dr. Shcherbatova : [after the boys got an F]  Did you wear costumes?

  Gunner : Yeah Halloween costumes.

  [chuckles] 

  Dr. Shcherbatova : You didn't, no. And so you fail, yes.

  Gunner : No.

  Dr. Shcherbatova : Yes.

  Gunner : Noooooooo!

  Frankie : [comes in with contest trophy]  Yeah!

  Dr. Shcherbatova : Noooo!

  [shows him F grade on the blackboard] 

  Frankie : Nooooooo!

  Vlad : Let it all out buddy.

  Frankie : [dropps to the floor]  No.

  Vlad : There it is.