- Malory sends Sterling, Lana and (just promoted to field agent) Cyril to catch a Colombian drug lord in the jungle to score $1M for ISIS. "Ironside" is demoted. ISIS employees will be drug tested.
- Cyril is promoted to field agent just as the Isis crew is called to bring in the bounty on a South American drug lord - Armando Calzado. But Cyril's incompetence gets him lost and Archer and Lana thrown in jail and they have become a target for Calzado to hunt. Meanwhile, the rest of the ISIS crew is ordered by Malory to take a drug test, and uses an experimental detox cure from Krieger with predictably disastrous results.—halo1k
- Archer and Lana supervise Cyril's first covert field op in South America to find and capture Roman Calzado, notorious drug lord. There is a bounty on Calzado of $1,000,000. As a helicopter drops Lana, Archer and "Teddy Roosevelt goes to Busch Gardens" at the landing zone in the jungle, the remaining ISIS employees are hit with mandatory drug testing. Pam found leftover ganja from Jamaica in her freezer, Cheryl is eating Groovy Bears like candy and even Ironsides (Ray) is rolling dirty. But for $100, they can buy "Krieger Kleanse," an herbal tea which will allow them to beat any drug test in the world. Back in the jungle, Cyril reads the mission dossier instead of watching for Claymore. Archer checks his six; his total situational awareness allows Cyril to disappear into one of 10 klicks of the jungle. Calzado's men capture Lana and Archer; they meet Calzado and the bi-lingual El Contador, the Accountant. At ISIS (Clinical Trial 13), Krieger finds his subjects' responses are exceeding his expectations... the Nazi-clone bastard! Ray, Pam and Cheryl take a trip without leaving the bathroom. In the jungle, both a tiger and Archer's libido are killed. The next day, El Contador and Calzado hunt Lana and Archer. But, if the agents all know to head back to the LZ, they may survive. Their plan to capture Roman Calzado may or may not work... like the jungle, the plan may have to eat a giant d*ck. There are several certainties in life: Archer will not pass up free tequila. Predator has a tell-tale shimmer. Archer does not like being bait. And, one should never, ever tell Lana Kane what the hell to "chop chop" do, with or without a gun at hand. Finally, when one literally hands over a prisoner, should one demand to be paid without a literal signed receipt in return?—LA-Lawyer
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