In his opening monologue, Red tells several jokes about students and education today. The first of three Skelton Scrapbook segments, titled "The Hic-Cup Cure', features Clem Kadiddlehopper peddling a book and demonstrating various ways to stop hic-cups. The second Scrapbook, called "It's Kind To Your Hands, Too" is a Tide commercial showing Red displaying how the detergent cleans clothes. In the final Scrapbook, named "The Railway Station", Willie Lump Lump undergoes misfortunes as he tries to board a passenger train to Niagara Falls.