Community (TV Series)

Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts (2012)

Richard Erdman: Leonard

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• Jeff Winger : Shirley asked me to say something nice at her wedding.

  Leonard : This is the rehearsal.

  Jeff Winger : Shut up, Leonard! Those girls you play ping-pong with are doing it ironically! Well! I searched my heart... for something nice to say at a wedding, and I found nothing, so I had a drink. And then I looked real hard. And you know what I found? My daddy said he would stay with my mommy forever, and he left! Marriage is a lie! Nobody commits to this! Nobody stays with anybody forever, so why do we keep lying?

  Britta Perry : [slurring]  I'm gonna stay with somebody forever. It's in my stupid DNA. I was born to be a wife and that's all I'm ever gonna be! You expect anyone here to believe that? I don't care if anybody believes it, jackass! It's a fact!

  Jeff Winger : Prove it, ding dong!

  Troy Barnes : There are a lot of layers to this.

  Abed Nadir : It's almost too conceptual to follow, but... I love it.