- Alex McHugh: Morgan, you're helping the mission. Just keep telling yourself that.
- Morgan Grimes: Yeah, I know. I just, I don't know, man. I - I just feel like, no matter how much they poke around in my skull and look around in there, they're just, they're not going to find anything. You know?
- Alex McHugh: Heh-heh.
- Morgan Grimes: Okay, ha-ha.
- Alex McHugh: Come on.
- Morgan Grimes: Yeah, I know.
- John Casey: [Speaking to Chuck] Hey, Morgan was taken.
- [Sounding desperate]
- John Casey: Jeff and Lester are my only option.
- Chuck Bartowski: Look, I know this sounds crazy, but I've worked with those guys for years. They may seem like botulism victims, but they're loyal. They can do it.
- John Casey: [Casey grunts and gets back on the phone with Lester] Lester, now I'm gonna tell you something I never dreamed I'd be telling you, never dreamed I'd have to tell you, but the situation is extreme. This is Colonel John Casey of the National Security Agency.
- Lester Patel: That is so funny! There's a John Casey who works at the Buy More.
- John Casey: That's me, you idiot! I'm NSA. Sarah Walker, Chuck Bartowski, they're CIA.
- Lester Patel: They are so not.
- John Casey: They are so so, you colossal dope! Now, I need you, my daughter needs you, and your country needs you.
- Lester Patel: Canada?
- John Casey: [Trying to gain self-control] Patel, listen up! You do what I tell you, I'll make you a hero.
- Lester Patel: [Lester looks solemnly at Jeffrey] It's the call.
- John Casey: Go to my Crown Vic.
- [Lester and Jeff open the car trunk]
- John Casey: Each of you grab a pistol. Leave the big stuff.
- [Lester and Jeff look at each other and grin]
- Alex McHugh: Dad, don't worry. I'm fine. I promise. Morgan and Devon were great, but...
- [looks behind her at Lester and Jeff as they flourish about the Castle]
- Alex McHugh: ... those guys that you talk about, the ones that give you nightmares - Jeff and Lester -
- [Casey grunts]
- Alex McHugh: yeah, they were the real heroes.
- John Casey: [In disbelief] It's a miracle.
- Alex McHugh: [Sees Jeff and Lester go crazy with the armory equipment as Morgan tries to stop them, then asks worriedly] When are you coming back?
- Jeff Barnes: [after Lester pours sugar into the gas tank of the Flu Shot Bus] Exactly what did you do?
- Lester Patel: Sugared their gas tank. It's an oldie, but a goodie.
- [while rubbing sugar onto his front teeth]
- Lester Patel: Man, I haven't shugged a tank in... days. Anyway, now that they are incapacitated, in a mobile sense, we need a plan.
- Jeff Barnes: It should be keen and clever, utilizing our unique talents.
- Lester Patel: [Lester thinks for a second and then asks doubtfully] Do we have any of those?
- Jeff Barnes: I think you are uniquely wasteful and destructive.
- Lester Patel: [Lester grins] Let's build on that.
- John Casey: [Yelling through the earpiece just dropped by Morgan] Morgan!
- Lester Patel: [Lester picks up earpiece and speaks into it, looking puzzled] Hello?
- John Casey: Who the hell is this?
- Lester Patel: I might ask you the same question, little earling?
- John Casey: Lester? Lester Patel?
- Lester Patel: [Answers hesitatingly] Maybe...
- Lester Patel: [Approaching from behind the Flu Shot Bus, dressed as a mini-Rambo, amidst a moving "O Canada" instrumentation] You're outgunned, outmanned, out... side. And, it's a lovely day. So throw down your gun and nobody gets hurt.
- Thug: You're the one who should be worried about getting hurt.
- Lester Patel: Uh!
- [Puts his hand up in protest and points behind the thug]
- Jeff Barnes: [Enter Jeffrey with flame-thrower amidst "O Canada" crescendo] Behold the flame of destiny! Ha-ha!
- Lester Patel: What he said!