30 Rock (TV Series)

Hey, Baby, What's Wrong?: Part 1 (2012)

Erik Jensen: Cjokula

Quotes 

• Jack Donaghy : I want you to apologize to this woman, right now. I am a very powerful man. I can see to it that Transylvania never sees another episode of "Friends."

  Cjokula : No! Monica and Chandler just slept together in London. I'm, I'm sorry.

  Jack Donaghy : OK. Now admit the U.N. is useless!

  Cjokula : It is. Half the building is a laser tag arena.

  Diana Jessup : Admit it's annoying when Bono comes around!

  Cjokula : It's the worst. Every time he says he's not hungry when we collect money for pizza, and then he eats, like, three slices.

  Jack Donaghy : You disgust me. Come on, let's go. And, Cjokula, at Monica and Chandler's wedding, Rachel's the one who is pregnant!

  [Cjokula hisses]