Last Man Standing (TV Series)
Last Baby Proof Standing (2011)
Kaitlyn Dever: Eve Baxter
Quotes
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Mandy Baxter : I still don't get why I have to have a job. it's so unfair!
Vanessa Baxter : Oh, you're gonna be selling clothes. You love clothes, and you get to work at the mall. You love the mall.
Eve Baxter : I think it's good you're getting a job. You treat dad like an ATM.
Mike Baxter : Yes, and I'm not an ATM. You know how I know? I only speak English.
Eve Baxter : [laughing, she and Mike high-five] That's a good one, dad.
Mike Baxter : Ah, here's $20.
Mandy Baxter : Whoa. Hey, why doesn't she have to work?
Eve Baxter : 'Cause I don't need money. I've got everything I want.
[handing the bill back to Mike]
Eve Baxter : In fact, here, dad.
Mike Baxter : I insist.
Eve Baxter : Wouldn't even know what to do with it.
Mandy Baxter : [storming out in frustration] Ugh!
Eve Baxter : I'll take that 20 now.
Mike Baxter : You earned it.
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Kristin Baxter : We're taking Boyd out for frozen yogurt as an excuse to get frozen yogurt. You wanna come?
Vanessa Baxter : Nah, your dad's out, and I'm going to have a glass of wine and watch some trashy show that he would just ruin by shouting "That would never happen".
Eve Baxter : Yeah, try watching cartoons with him.
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Vanessa Baxter : Evie, I just got a weird text from Mandy. It says she's "slinging 'zas." What, is-is that code for something that makes me a bad mother?
Eve Baxter : No clue. I-I don't speak "Mandy".
Mike Baxter : It means I got her a job delivering pizzas.
Vanessa Baxter : To strangers?
Mike Baxter : [sarcastic] No, just to us.
Vanessa Baxter : I mean, isn't that dangerous? Why-why don't you just get her the graveyard shift at a liquor store?
Mike Baxter : 'Cause she's not old enough?