The Longest Week (2014)
Tony Roberts: Barry the Therapist
Quotes
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Barry the Therapist : What are you going to do? You have no home.
Conrad Valmont : Move in with Dylan, of course.
Barry the Therapist : How about money?
Conrad Valmont : I'd need some, thank you. Yes.
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[first lines]
Conrad Valmont : I, I think that there's something wrong with me. For some reason, I find that the girls that I like as human beings I'm not sexually attracted to, and the ones that I am sexually attracted to I don't particularly like as human beings. And on the rare occasion when one falls in both categories, they usually have a boyfriend or a husband - and Lord knows I've got enough of that bad karma to last me a lifetime.
Barry the Therapist : These are classic Freudian symptoms, Conrad. Haven't you ever read about defense mechanisms?
Conrad Valmont : Actually, I've always considered myself more of a Jungian.
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Barry the Therapist : Take it from me, someone who's been married for 25 years, Conrad, inner beauty doesn't age.
Conrad Valmont : You're just saying that because your wife is unattractive.
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Conrad Valmont : I never understood why someone would want to be a vegetarian. I mean, do you really love animals that much?
Barry the Therapist : No, no, no, I just hate plants.
Conrad Valmont : You eat fish, though, right?
Barry the Therapist : Why?
Conrad Valmont : All the vegetarians eat fish.
Barry the Therapist : Well, I'm a Pisces.
Conrad Valmont : What's that got to do with it?
Barry the Therapist : I don't eat my own kind.
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Barry the Therapist : Sometimes we have to make sacrifices for the ones we love.
Conrad Valmont : This literary moral code of yours is completely unrealistic. This isn't a Jane Austen novel, and I'm certainly not Emily
Barry the Therapist : You have the moral code of a Bolshevik, Conrad.