- [Noah has previously introduced George to his shiny monster-sized propane grill, which he calls Sally. Then after Sally unrecoverably runs out of propane, George brings out his small beat-up one-man charcoal grill]
- Noah Werner: What the hell is that?
- George Altman: His name is Joe. He's from New York. And he runs on old-fashioned charcoal briquettes. Now let's light his face on fire and serve these people some New-York-Style dogs.
- Tessa Altman: I am being consumed by my desire for something. Something that is not good for me.
- Mr. Wolfe: You're addicted to drugs!
- Tessa Altman: Absolutely not!
- Mr. Wolfe: Are you sure because I've been told that a lot of people from the inner city are? And I've seen Rent.
- Tessa Altman: If you could have dinner with any famous person, living or dead, who would it be?
- Ryan Shay: Scarlett Johansson... Dead.