- Goldberg: Forget everything you know about racing. Desert racing isn't about speed, it's about endurance and handling.
- Carl Lucas: Hang on, I thought you didn't know shit about this kind of racing?
- Goldberg: I don't. It's the first thing that came up on Google.
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- Prudence: Anything else?
- Niles York: Yeah. Get yourself some decent clothes. You look like a bag lady.