Ben Elton: CD

Quotes 

• CD : Look Rachel, supposing you do get through to this bloke, so what?

  Rachel : Will you stop saying 'so what', you know all you ever bloody say is 'so what'. You know what'll be written on your grave: Colin Dobson is dead, so what?

  CD : Well, I'll tell you what'll be written on your grave: next week's date, that's what.

• Rachel : You just keep your eyes on me, alright?

  CD : I can't keep my eyes off you, Rachel. That is my torment. Apart from your character and personality, you are the perfect woman.

• Rachel : [two dangerous looking men are approaching the car]  I've got a knife in the bread box.

  CD : Good idea. Let's kill ourselves, ruin their day.

• CD : That must be the fifteenth truck that's past us this morning. This is a very busy desert.

• Rachel : We should get jobs.

  CD : Rach, I can just about handle getting shot at. But getting jobs? No.

• CD : You don't like me much, do you, Zimmerman?

  Zimmerman : Who cares about like? In combat, you got to be able to rely on your comrades, that's all.

  CD : Well you can certainly rely on me. At the first sign of trouble, I shall be the bloke disappearing over the horizon.