- Sterling Archer: [in a racecar] Wow, this might be hard to drive with such a huge, throbbing erection.
- Malory Archer: No. I am not sharing a room with you.
- Ray Gillette: No, I'm sharing it with you, and it's the last one in the hotel. No view, but it's got two queens.
- Malory Archer: Where's the other one, greasing up in the bathroom?
- Ray Gillette: I'll clean him up, try to get some coffee in him.
- Malory Archer: Make sure that's all you put in him!
- Sterling Archer: [Kneeling on front of race car, punching Benoit] And I never got my swan-shaped towel.
- Benoit: I can't see, you fool. Get off!
- Sterling Archer: I am getting off; I love this.