Archer (TV Series)

Movie Star (2011)

Chris Parnell: Cyril Figgis

Quotes 

• Malory Archer : Why not?

  Cyril Figgis : Because it's just not believable that this guy, who also cannot be named Cassius, would risk his career for a woman twice his age.

  Malory Archer : So make her forty.

  Cyril Figgis : Yeah, and who's gonna play her?

  Malory Archer : Me! That's the whole point!

  Cyril Figgis : You do realize there's a finite supply of Vaseline in the universe.

  [Malory hits Cyril on the back of the head with a rolled up magazine] 

• Cyril Figgis : That's what people want to see, not "Granny Gets Jungle Fever".