Archer (TV Series)
Blood Test (2011)
Adam Reed: Ray Gillette
Quotes
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Lana Kane : [cradling a baby] But you said I could hold him!
Trinette : You've been holding him, and you've been drinking, and your hands are so damn big.
Lana Kane : But...
Trinette : I don't want you to crush him.
Lana Kane : But I'm gentle.
Pam : Lana...
Ray Gillette : Give her the rabbit, Lenny!
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Lana Kane : Did you see me?
Ray Gillette : Yeah.
Lana Kane : Holding the baby?
Ray Gillette : It looked like Tyson holding that dove.
Lana Kane : Listen, bitch...
Ray Gillette : Ahh! Careful, because in about three drinks you're gonna get all boo-hooey and ask me to pump a baby in you.
Lana Kane : What?
Ray Gillette : You watch.
Lana Kane : No I won't.
Pam : You guys should totally do that! The mochaccino ones are the cutest! Guess he'd be half-gay, too, though. So, can you say "Best Dancer Ever"?
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Woodhouse : Ants! All over my body.
[Ray slaps Woodhouse]
Ray Gillette : So shut up and help me find the nutmeg, and I'll make you some "Malcolm X" tea!
[Ray slaps Woodhouse again]