Archer (TV Series)
Blood Test (2011)
Jessica Walter: Malory Archer
Quotes
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Malory Archer : Well, at least I'm not a sex addict!
Sterling Archer : And cue the collective sigh of relief.
Malory Archer : Oh, shut up.
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Malory Archer : [to her chauffeur] If I wanted to sit around all day going nowhere, I'd be a teacher.
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Malory Archer : I'm not ready to be a grandmother.
Sterling Archer : Really? But you're so...
Malory Archer : ...grandmotherly?
Sterling Archer : No! Old.
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Sterling Archer : I seriously don't feel good at all.
Malory Archer : That's because those ODIN ghouls drained a fifth of your blood.
Sterling Archer : Oh, hey, speaking of fifth...
Malory Archer : A drink's the last thing you need.
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Malory Archer : Woodhouse, dear.
Woodhouse : Yes, mum.
Malory Archer : I assume you're holding.
Woodhouse : Holding? Why just this tray of...
Malory Archer : Don't bullshit me, you old dope fiend!
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Malory Archer : I know you didn't plan on this baby, but, Sterling, sometimes the unexpected things can turn out to be the most important things in the whole world.
Sterling Archer : Wow! You sound shit-faced.