Archer (TV Series)
A Going Concern (2011)
Chris Parnell: Cyril Figgis
Quotes
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Sterling Archer : Hey! You idiots want to hear my plan or not? All right. So. Suggestions?
Cyril Figgis : About what?
Sterling Archer : What are we talking about? Stopping my mother from selling ISIS to ODIN.
Cheryl : You said you had a plan.
Sterling Archer : My plan is to crowdsource a plan.
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Cyril Figgis : Is Trexler buying ISIS just to get your mother to marry him?
Sterling Archer : No! Yes. Look, shut up.
Pam : That is some high priced milf.
Sterling Archer : Hey. Shut up, and think of a way to make Trexler not want my mother.
Pam : We could give her a milf-ectomy.
Sterling Archer : If you say milf one more time I will shoot you in your eyeballs.
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Cheryl : Trust me, you can't control a person's heart.
Dr. Krieger : You can with a little thing I like to call a deep-cycle marine battery. Or LSD.
Cheryl : Huh? Is that what you've been giving me?
Dr. Krieger : Yes?
Cyril Figgis : That explains a lot.
Cheryl : I just thought they were breath strips!
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Cheryl : So, Krieger's a doctor!
Cyril Figgis : Not the medical kind!
Dr. Krieger : Not even the other kind...
Sterling Archer : Oh boy...
Dr. Krieger : ...technically.