Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022)

Evan Rachel Wood: Madonna

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• Weird Al : So, would you like to see the rest of the house?

  Madonna : There's only one room I'm interested in seeing.

  Weird Al : Oh, I'm doing some work on the bathroom. But there's another one downstairs.

  Madonna : Oh, I'm not talking about the bathroom.

  Weird Al : Then let me show you to the laundry room.

  Madonna : Al Yankovic, are you playing with me?

  Weird Al : Yes?

• Weird Al : You don't think things are moving too fast with us, do you?

  Madonna : Baby, don't be silly. We're soul mates. This is true love. When you know, you know.

  Weird Al : You're so right. This has been the happiest six hours of my life.

• Madonna : Have you heard my new single "like a virgin"?

  Weird Al : Oh, I've heard it. And I'm curious, is that song... autobiographical?

  Madonna : Yes. I technically am a virgin, except for the fact that I've had a lot of sex.

• Madonna : So it's true what they're saying? You're not doing parodies anymore?

  Weird Al : My song Eat It which, as you know, is a hundred percent original, is the biggest hit by anybody ever. So, I've decided that's all I want to do from now on. Completely original songs.

• Madonna : You just killed Pablo Escobar!

  Weird Al : I know! I've killed so many people this week! Before last Thursday, I never really killed anyone.