Patrick Corley: Hampton

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• Hampton : Right, I forgot, it's more existential than literal.

• God : All right, Hampton. Black hair...

  Hampton : Brown.

  God : Brown eyes...

  Hampton : Hazel, actually...

  God : 5'6"?

  Hampton : 5'11", actually- but only recently...

  God : Do you mind if I smoke?

• God : Maybe I thought I could do it, back in the earlier days. But then Abraham sacrifices his son to me, Noah's building a fucking ark-! And what's Jonah and his whale to me?

  Hampton : Not much, I imagine...

  God : Not much, it's fucking weird.