- Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell: Mess with me fine, mess with my family you're dead! it's like all my female hormones had kicked into overdrive and I was out for blood.
- Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell: [got glued to her bike saddle] Who could think of something so childish yet brilliant? Except for a bunch of mean girls.
- Principal Duvall: We're aware that students who move around a lot often wind up as serial killers or actors. Hey, did i mention we have an excellent drama department?
- Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell: I'm not really into drama, but I do know you have an advanced shop class.
- Principal Duvall: Ah, menial labor rather than intellectual, I can respect that.
- Mandi Weatherly: [Chastity's camouflage outfit is bright pink] Seriously, Chastity, I said "incognito," not "like a flamingo."
- Chastity Meyer: Oh.
- Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell: I like a guy who can take the heat.
- Tyler Adams: Oh, really? How many guys are you looking at?
- [she just shyly shakes her head]
- Tyler Adams: Come on, Jo. Four schools in three years. How many? Six boyfriends, a dozen?
- Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell: None! But I'm sort of breaking all my rules this year.
- Tyler Adams: [incredulously] You've never had a boyfriend?
- Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell: Shut up! I've never played Spin the Bottle, I never suffered through Seven Minutes in Heaven.
- Tyler Adams: Never... kissed anyone?
- [she smiles, he smiles, they kiss]
- Hope Plotkin: [surveying the party next door] This is a disaster of epic proportions! I mean, don't panic, Mandi. Maybe they just got the wrong address.
- Chastity Meyer: Or... what if Jo and Abby are throwing a party tonight?
- Mandi Weatherly: Stating the obvious much, moron? What are we gonna do?
- Chastity Meyer: Not... go over there?
- Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell: [dreaming of Tyler] And just when a guy seems all dreamy and has eyes you can fall into...
- Tyler Adams: So we have to build a Iame birdhouse. I guess you could decorate it.
- Johanna 'Jo' Mitchell: ... he opens his mouth and sounds like an ass.