Quotes
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Malory Archer : Pam, get me some poison, because I am already dead inside.
Pam : Too dead to read good news?
Malory Archer : Is it my obituary?
Pam : Well, it's not that good.
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[Ray finds Malory drunk and vomiting in the bathroom]
Ray Gillette : Don't get any on that snappy suit.
Malory Archer : Don't you have better things to do than mince around and gawk?
Ray Gillette : About a million. But Cheryl was scared to come in here, so I took time out of my busy mincing schedule to tell you that you have a phone call.
Malory Archer : [gasps] Is it Sterling?
Ray Gillette : I am sure I don't know.
Malory Archer : Do you know you're a little bitch?
Ray Gillette : Will you remember this conversation?
Malory Archer : Probably not, no.
Ray Gillette : Well, then, fuck off.