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Quotes
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Agent Lana Kane : I blew jack shit!
Sterling Archer : Name dropper.
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Agent Lana Kane : I am sick of you getting the best assignments just because your mother's the boss! Do you know how that feels?
Sterling Archer : Besides awesome?
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Sterling Archer : Let's talk this out.
Agent Lana Kane : Talk what out? How you ruined my chance to work for ODIN? Or, ooooh, maybe how I just caught my boyfriend balls deep in some French chick.
Sterling Archer : Ex-boyfriend, I bet.
Agent Lana Kane : Ya think?
Sterling Archer : Yeah. He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pelé of anal.
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Sterling Archer : [driving a Mini] Because this is what was there, Lana.
Agent Lana Kane : Where? Outside a clown college?
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Agent Lana Kane : Baby, I AM putting you in the corner!
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Agent Lana Kane : [Sarcastically] OK, yes, I'm jealous.
Sterling Archer : First step's admitting it.
Agent Lana Kane : Jealous that ODIN's going to beat us again...
Sterling Archer : ODIN?
Agent Lana Kane : ...thanks to your epic poon-houndery!
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Agent Lana Kane : We've got about two minutes before some ODIN dick sees this and seals the exits.
Sterling Archer : Uhhh, any way we can bump that to five? I, I seriously need a shower.
Agent Lana Kane : Archer!
Sterling Archer : Okay, God! Climb down off that rag.