- Beverly Hills Lawyer: Candy, what do you do?
- Candy: Oh, I'm an actress.
- Beverly Hills Lawyer: Really?
- Candy: Yeah.
- Beverly Hills Lawyer: What might I have seen you in?
- Candy: Oh, um, "Sect of Lucifer," perhaps?
- Beverly Hills Lawyer: I've never heard of that show, but I never watch television. I just don't have the time.
- Candy: Uh-ha-ha. And what do you do?
- Beverly Hills Lawyer: I'm a lawyer.
- Candy: Oh, really? That's so interesting. What court cases might I know you from?
- Ron: [sending Adam to meet a producer] Just so you know, I told him you love to swallow dick and can suck the chrome off a tail-pipe, so be prepared to do just that.
- Missy: Smolder. I like that. I like smolder in the shower. Okay, tongue, please. Tongue. Thank you. Nowwwww, down boy.