Quotes
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Sterling Archer : So I get to go to the French Riviera on the ISIS dime. To do what exactly?
Malory Archer : Locate a stolen shipment of Red Eye missiles and kill the arms dealer trying to sell them, Spirodon Skorpio.
[Video screen behind Malory displays a picture of an overweight, hirsute man in a bathing suit]
Sterling Archer : Whoa! What, is diabetes busy?
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Maj. Nikolai Jackov : Yes, so, heh heh, did I say is nice boat, or what?
Malory Archer : Yes, Nikolai, you certainly did... which hopefully explains my shock at finding myself aboard the "Chum Guzzler"!
Maj. Nikolai Jackov : Oh, ha ha ha! I am just getting that!
