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Quotes
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Malory Archer : [Cheryl is lying unconscious in a pool of water] Oh, my God! What the hell happened here?
Pam : Well, she and Cyril were getting it on, and Cyril lost it...
Malory Archer : So he killed her?
Pam : No, no. And then Cheryl got all freaked out and, long story short, I had to drown her a little bit.
Malory Archer : So *you* killed her?
Pam : [Cheryl comes to, spluttering water,] Apparently not.
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Cheryl Tunt : Pick one. Either A, I tell Lana what happened on that scratchy green office rug or 2, you get inside me.
Cyril Figgis : Or C, maybe I just jam this mop into the engine and kill all of us.
Cheryl Tunt : I don't think that's how blimps work.
Cyril Figgis : Darn! Right, we just sort of float around. Stupid naturally safe helium.
Cheryl Tunt : But I am liking the jamming imagery. And the killing!
Cyril Figgis : And are you just gonna sit there?
Pam Poovey : Yeah, until she tags me in!
Cyril Figgis : What?
Pam Poovey : I'm kidding. My back's all messed up.
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Cyril Figgis : Why the hell are you two still here?
Cheryl Tunt : Because I knew you'd be here because you don't trust Lana with Mr. Archer.
Cyril Figgis : No! No, now that is...
Cheryl Tunt : ...so ironic, Cyril, especially in light of recent rug-burny events.
Cyril Figgis : No!
Pam Poovey : Oh, my god, you two BANGED?
Cyril Figgis : I, uh, see, here's the thing... uh fruit basket!
[Dumps basket on floor]
Pam Poovey : Wow. You are just a dog in a manger.
Cheryl Tunt : I don't know what that means, Pam. I didn't grow up on a cheese farm.
Pam Poovey : Oh for the... It's called a dairy.
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Pam : Oh, my God! You two banged?
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Pam Poovey : You're ruining your life, you idiot! And making it hard to drop a deuce.
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Pam Poovey : Okay, so Cyril got in over his head.
Malory Archer : Jesus. God, did he kill her?
Pam Poovey : No, no, no. He ran from her to go confess to Lana. But then this one starts freaking out and long story short, I kinda had to drown her in the tub.
Malory Archer : So you killed her?
Pam Poovey : Apparently not, so good news.