Chuck (TV Series)
Chuck Versus the Final Exam (2010)
Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski
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Quotes
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Chuck Bartowski : Hey. Why did you do it?
John Casey : Because you weren't going to. You're not a killer, Chuck.
Chuck Bartowski : Thanks.
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Daniel Shaw : We've got it, Chuck. Congratulations.
Chuck Bartowski : I am a spy!
[His towel drops]
Chuck Bartowski : Oh no. I am a naked spy.
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John Casey : You took the test last night and you passed?
Chuck Bartowski : Oh yeah. With flying colors, man. And I think we both know I have you to thank for that. So, I-I wanted to give you a little something.
[Chuck hands Casey a box containing a gun]
Chuck Bartowski : I don't think they're going to miss it down in Castle, do you?
John Casey : You know that giving away a federally issued firearm is a felony, don't you?... It's a thoughtful felony.
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John Casey : You need to understand that to Walker, Shaw, and Beckman, you passed the test. You killed Perry. Doing exactly what you were trained to do.
Chuck Bartowski : Yeah, except I didn't do it. You did.
John Casey : Chuck, I'm a civilian. Which means, technically, what happened tonight was murder. And no one can know the truth about that... *ever*... Not even Sarah. She'd be implicated too.
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Chuck Bartowski : I thought I'd take a second to see how you're adjusting to civilian life. Apparently, not so great.
John Casey : Baby steps.
Chuck Bartowski : More like baby kicks to the groin. We gotta get you reinstated, buddy. Without a license to kill, you are a menace to society.
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Hunter Perry : You're not here to arrest me either. I should've known. You might as well be one of them.
Chuck Bartowski : I am not one of them. I will *never* be one of them! And for that very reason, I am going to arrest you. In fact, at this very moment consider yourself *officially* arrested. Okay?
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Chuck Bartowski : [On a ledge with just a towel] This would have been easier in underpants.
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General Beckman : But if you succeed, you will be promoted. No more Buy More. No more handlers. Just real missions for a real spy. You will be based out of Rome. Your cover will be that of a billionaire Industrialist.
Chuck Bartowski : Serious - seriously? Molto bene! I love it! This is fantastic! We're all going to have to brush up on Italiano, you know what I mean?
General Beckman : No, Chuck, just you. Agents Walker and Shaw will be based in DC and continue to head counter Ring operations there. You will deploy before them.
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Chuck Bartowski : So, you and Shaw, you're going to be... living together? Is that it? Are you guys real serious or what?
Sarah Walker : Uh, I don't know. It's... it's different.
Chuck Bartowski : Different how?
Sarah Walker : Than with you.
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Sarah Walker : The final part of your mission is to kill him.
Chuck Bartowski : Are you being serious right now? Are you kidding me? Kill him here? Now? I can't do that!
Sarah Walker : Then you won't become a spy.
Chuck Bartowski : But then... we couldn't...
Sarah Walker : No. Probably not.
Chuck Bartowski : Sarah, when all this started, I didn't think I had a chance of ever becoming a real spy. But if - if I can't do this then - then -then what'll I be?
Sarah Walker : Then you'll be Chuck, and there's nothing wrong with that... That's all I can say. I'm sorry. The rest is your decision.