The Thick of It (TV Series)

Episode #3.5 (2009)

Samantha Harrington: Sam

Quotes 

• Malcolm Tucker : [on the phone]  No, I don't give a fuck whose birthday it is. I'm gonna enjoy myself here, listening to this Murray/Mannion ding-dong on the radio. The fat-cat's story breaking, so the Opposition are gonna be sweating like Vegas Elvis on a squash court.

  Sam : [Sam comes in with a box]  Happy Birthday Malcolm.

  Malcolm Tucker : Stop saying that, right? Just you go home. What is this? Is this my new anal beads? OK, this has been X-Rayed, yeah? I'm not gonna get a fucking present bomb in the face.

  [opens the box. inside is a cake with "Happy Birthday C*nt" written on it] 

  Malcolm Tucker : . This could be from anyone.

  [reads the card that says "Love. The Prime Minister"] 

  Malcolm Tucker : It's from Prime Minister. This is fucking Tom's idea of a joke. He wonders why we don't let him out in public.