It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens (2009)

Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds

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Quotes 

• Frank Reynolds : Paddy's Pub Stress Ball! You give this to people, they put it on their desk, and during they day, you squeeze it when you have any tension!

  Dennis Reynolds : Right.

  [he squeezes it and it breaks] 

  Dennis Reynolds : Oh goddammit, Frank! That's just an egg!

  Frank Reynolds : It's a jumping off point.

• Attorney : I will take care of all of your legal needs as long as each of you agrees to never seek my legal advice again.

  [to Dennis] 

  Attorney : And you promise not to break into my home and rape my wife while she's sleeping.

  Dennis Reynolds : Bro, rape? I wasn't talking about raping your wife. I was talking about making love to her sweetly while she sleeps, and I was gonna do it for you, you son of a bi- all right, fine, I won't do it.