Rick and Morty (TV Series)

Forgetting Sarick Mortshall (2021)

Justin Roiland: Rick Sanchez, Morty Smith, Garbage Goober

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• Morty Smith : So we're like, back-back, right? Rick and Morty, together again. Full-full reset?

  Rick Sanchez : [sighs]  No. No, Morty, I think we're done.

  Morty Smith : B-because I spilled the portal fluid and didn't tell you?

  Rick Sanchez : No, Morty. 'Cause you were too afraid to tell me. What we had was abusive, don't you see? I'm a bad partner because I never made you a true partner. The crows made me see that. I thought they were a joke like you, but it turns out they're more enlightened than any of us.

  Morty Smith : Oh, okay? And-and what's the undercut?

  Rick Sanchez : You're not hearing me. I will never be the same. So I need to leave with the crows and see what more they can teach me.

  Morty Smith : Oh.

  [Wipes tears] 

  Morty Smith : Oh.

  Rick Sanchez : Here.

  [Rick hands over his portal gun to Morty] 

  Rick Sanchez : I want you to have this.

  Morty Smith : Oh, wow. I... You know what, Rick? You really have changed.

  Rick Sanchez : Thanks, Morty.

  [Rick starts walking away, then turns back to Morty] 

  Rick Sanchez : I'll always be your grandpa, Morty. Just kinda... obsessed with crows now.

• Rick Sanchez : Wait a minute.

  [Rick picks up his portal gun] 

  Rick Sanchez : Is that Mountain Dew in my quantum transport solution?

  Morty Smith : I-I saw you were marking the levels so I had to top it off...

  Rick Sanchez : Top it off? Do you know how dangerously toxic this stuff is? And you added it to my portal fluid?

• Rick Sanchez : [Spinning the Wheel of Things Better Than Morty]  Come on, anything! Anything but Morty, let's go! Come on baby, no whammies! Duh-duh-duh-duh stop!

  [the wheel lands on Two Crows] 

  Rick Sanchez : Okay, that's it. Two crows. You're fired!

  Morty Smith : You know what? Eat shit. You're just trying to make me feel worthless.

  Rick Sanchez : I never said you're worthless. In fact, I've given you a very clear metric of your worth: Two crows. Note I didn't say three!

• Rick Sanchez : I won't take your word for that and I shouldn't have to, which is why I have sidekick rules. If you can't follow them...

  Morty Smith : I can be replaced, yeah, yeah, so you keep telling me.

  Rick Sanchez : Excuse me? Did you just try to call my bluff? Have you ever seen me bluff?

  Morty Smith : Fine. You know what, replace me! Replace me, Rick! Just do it. Good luck finding someone that can be told 80,000 times how replaceable they are!

  Rick Sanchez : Okay. I'll see your bluff call and raise you reality.