The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2012)
Jeremy Piven: Black Bellamy
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Quotes
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Black Bellamy : Excuse me? Listen, this is all very moving, I'm welling up here. But...
The Pirate King : Bellamy, this is most irregular!
Black Bellamy : So is this!
[shows everyone the newspaper says "PARDONED!", the crowd of pirates gasping in horror]
Black Bellamy : It seems Queen Victoria has pardoned the Pirate Captain.
[the crowd of pirates yelling]
Pirate Captain : So, what if she did?
Black Bellamy : If you've been pardoned, Then, technically: you're no longer a pirate. And if you're no longer a pirate, you really can't be Pirate of the Year. Now, can you?
[the crowd yelling continues]
The Pirate King : [turns to Pirate Captain] Is this true?
Pirate Captain : Well, that's... That's one, frankly, rather negative way of looking at it.
The Pirate King : Ohh! Villainous treachery! Treachery villainy!
[turns back to Pirate Captain]
The Pirate King : You've betrayed the pirating fraternity!
Pirate Captain : But, Pirate King!
The Pirate King : Your pirate hat and coat!
[Pirate Captain gives him the pirate, necklace and hat]
The Pirate King : Your pirate badge with googly eyes.
[He gives him the pirate badge]
The Pirate King : And your World of Hooks discount card.
[He gives his World of Hooks card]
The Pirate King : Confiscate his treasure! Every last bit of it.
[Pirate Captain looks at them, Two pirates closes the treasure box]
The Pirate King : BEGONE! May your lubber shame bear down upon you! You are hereby banished from Blood Island!
[Black Bellamy snickers]
The Pirate King : You are a pirate NO MORE!
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[from trailer]
Black Bellamy : You want to be Pirate of the Year? Do they just give it to the guy with the fattest parrot?
Pirate Captain : She's not fat, she's just big-boned!
Black Bellamy : She's fat, dude!
[the Dodo vomits on Bellamy]
Black Bellamy : Dude, come on!