- Mom: Honey, who do you think is cuter: Rabbi Renaldo or Champ Crawdaddy?
- Various: Who?
- [uses her Mom Celebrity Translator]
- Various: Oh, you mean Ryan Reynolds or Chase Crawford. Yeah neither, I like Jake Gyllenhaal.
- Mom: Who?
- Various: [voice over] It even works backwards.
- Various: [having used her Mom Celebrity Translator backwards] Sorry, Joe Geronimo.
- Mom: I love Joe Geronimo. He was so good in Breakdance Fountain.
- [Discussion about the new "Star Trek" movie]
- Zachary Quinto: I mean, do you think they're going to like the film?
- Leonard Nimoy: Well, to not like it...
- Weekend Update Anchor: Oh, I know what you're going to say. "To not like it would be illogical."
- Leonard Nimoy: No, I was going to say, "To not like it would make them dickheads."