My Boys (TV Series)
Madder of Degrees (2009)
Michael Bunin: Kenny Morittori
Quotes
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Kenny Morittori : It's that time of year. I think my mailman has all my mail in his garage.
P.J. Franklin : Can you blame him?
Kenny Morittori : No. He'll get to it.
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Mike Callahan : Look at Hawaii! It's eighty degrees there. That's like... forty...
Kenny Morittori : Seventy-nine.
Mike Callahan : Seventy-nine degrees warmer than it is here. Why aren't we all moving to Hawaii right now?
Stephanie Layne : The humidity makes my hair explode.
P.J. Franklin : There's no baseball team?
Brendan Dorff : The Brady Bunch went there and almost died.
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Kenny Morittori : It's all part of my layering system: long johns, sweats, jeans, astronaut pants.
Brendan Dorff : Dude, how long does it take you to get undressed at night.
Kenny Morittori : Undressed?
Stephanie Layne : Oh, lord.
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Stephanie Layne , Mike Callahan , Kenny Morittori , Brendan Dorff , P.J. Franklin : SHUT THE DOOR!
Andy Franklin : And hello to you, too.
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Heather : [meeting the gang] You're hilarious. You must be Bobby.
Mike Callahan : No, I'm Mike. What? Is Bobby the funny one?
Brendan Dorff : He's got a silly streak, man. Yeah.
Heather : You're Mike? Oh, Kenny never mentioned you.
Mike Callahan : Well, smart move. Probably 'cause I'm rockin' the gun show. Mmm!
[poses]
Kenny Morittori : NOW, you're funny.
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Stephanie Layne : That's Trevor.
P.J. Franklin : And Trevor is...?
Kenny Morittori : Smelly? Deranged? Getting back with his parents?
Stephanie Layne : [looking about deliberately] Is that Kenny? Oh, I didn't recognize you without your Joe Piscopo costume on.
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Kenny Morittori : [receiving a crotch-full of ice cubes] I'm just glad I nipped that in the bud before it turned into hot mulled wine from a flagon.